May 2012
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
i wonder what the first thing i ever posted was
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
When you see a really funny post in a different...
“I wanna laugh too.”
but how do you know if it’s really funny if you can’t read it
niall-wh0rean:
so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.
I beg to differ.
What did the clock do when he was hungry?
humourmebitches:
He went back four seconds.
olvidare:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
ugh i have to clean my room but i don’t feel like moving
Anonymous asked: you shouldnt do that to ur brother
theviewfromaparisianbalcony asked: you're really pretty :) and i love your blog x
me: oh there's one person on my blog right now! I wonder who it is! This is so exciting. Someone cares!
me: oh right, that one person would be me
1 tag
I wish I got invited out more often
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Reblog if ever you did this when you were little.
sodamnrelatable:
you will start the process like this
and then end up like this
Dancing.
funniestpostz:
Expectation:
Reality:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here!!!
butthorn:
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
whitetiffany:
its so hard to care this late in the school year
Watchis the boy okay!?
ughh all nighter tonight…someone stay up with mee
